Joycee’s Reviews > Lone Star Ex-Con > Status Update

Bouquet of Texas wildflowers: bluebonnets, Indian blankets, Mexican hats, buttercups, wine cups, Indian paintbrushes

I can see her shear bra …

Sheer?

What dusty old Victorian home doesn’t have a library?

“If you lay a hand on my sister” - his hand goes to the gun at his belt - “it will be a justifiable homicide.”

You do know that her brother is the sheriff and that he’ll $h!t a monkey when he finds out you two are getting hitched?

No house that’s over a hundred years old has enough bathrooms.

Callie is nearly a decade older than Monroe.

Callie’s hip got messed up by the same car accident that killed her parents.

She is 6 years older than Monroe’s older brother. Her brother is Sheriff Caleb Burton.

Nothing like time in prison to think about all the blood on my hands.

I think you got hit. I’m pretty sure my shoes are covered in rabbit poo, but I’m sorry about your jeans.

Don’t worry about it, Buttons. It’s not the first time an animal has $h!t on me. Probably won’t be the last.