Martin’s Reviews > Deadly Nightshade > Status Update

Eats fast food and take out, drinks himself into oblivion more often than not, BUT has washboard abs. What's your secret, Tom?

“We’ve established that it’s a serial killer. A drag queen. Picks guys up at random.” - That's all you've got after 76%?! You should seriously stop fooling around and try to be cops for a change...

This 'romance' is like dissecting a frog. It freaks me out, but it's interesting in a scientific way...

That's the most aggressive seducing the straight guy I've ever seen...

Uuh, sharing the bed with your heavily drugged straight cop partner. That's like a dream come true, haha.

Never accept a drink from a stranger in drag when you're looking for a drag queen murderess. Way to go, Tom...

' She sent the door dyke for the tapes.' - Jesus. Language!!

When gay men are generally referred to as 'queens', you get the feeling that there's a royal convention or something going on. Or a game of chess.

This is so entertaining. The people living in that apartment complex only knew the victim for his habit of letting whores give him blowjobs in the hallway - which had everyone secretly peeking out of their apartment to watch. They will forever remember him and his baseball bat sized penis...even though they barely even knew his name. What a way to make an impression ;-)

“Is Princess Twinkletoes with him?” Stanley bit back a laugh. “Gaylord? Yes, he’s there.”
“Shit. That little placenta.”- HAHA!! I like her ;-)