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The How’s My Driving sticker on the back bumper with the company phone number stayed his middle finger most of the time. The car, one of those s
— Aug 21, 2025 03:33AM
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I looked like hell. Blood matted my hair, pressing it against my scalp. An errant swing had left a bruise across my jawline that was an ugly shade of purple and green. Holding up my hands, I saw they were swollen from repeated blows, the knuckles bloodied from deflecting the swinging rod. I didn’t look like a math student, I looked like a prizefighter.
— Aug 18, 2025 08:38AM
Lakisha
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"Ms. Watford dominated the dinner conversation with math talk. Something called “Belphegor’s Prime” was her main talking point, a one followed by thirteen zeroes, three sixes, thirteen more zeroes, and a final one: 1000000000000066600000000000001."
— Aug 18, 2025 12:17AM
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Inside the column, the air was warm and the light soft. The encircling wall, opaque, was a soothing mauve. Pure oxygen circulated the enclosure. None of these atmospherics palliated L1’s yellow glare. The “L” stood for lycomorph. Of course they couldn’t just use the word that everyone knew, Valmont reflected mordantly; the powers that be wanted a bit of neologistic jargon, to reduce the thing.
— Aug 12, 2025 08:56AM
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"No one seems to care anymore. They’re just happy to live in asymmetry and chaos."
— Jul 27, 2025 11:30PM
Lakisha
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This quote "his tongue flicking out lizard-like when he did. I was mesmerized by the track of a single oily bead of sweat inching down his forehead." really describes this assumed sleezball and really makes him sound like a full blown reptile haha 😂
— Jul 09, 2025 05:25AM
Lakisha
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The second story is like a mix between the Christmas lectures and a ted talk but this quote stood out "So Azathoth lays within those strange fractal spaces between dimensions, and that’s how Its tendrils can reach us." is consent even a thing hahaha
— Jun 16, 2025 11:32PM
Lakisha
is on page 64 of 254
Just finished the opening story and not sure why i found it so devastating :( we're off to a good start!
— Jun 13, 2025 04:08AM
Lakisha
is on page 30 of 254
Cheesus only on the first story and ready to chunder
"I sigh. I’m in the middle of making hamburgers for lunch and my hands are greasy and a little bloody. I lick the blood off then wipe my hands on my jeans."
Who does this??
— Jun 08, 2025 11:40PM
"I sigh. I’m in the middle of making hamburgers for lunch and my hands are greasy and a little bloody. I lick the blood off then wipe my hands on my jeans."
Who does this??

