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Wait, what. *surprised axolotl face*
No way that actually happened to you, right? Right??
...did it at least have a name?

HAHAHA it did not have a name! We lived in uni halls at the time and there was a random prank dildo in the common area (uni kids are gross), and my friend thought it'd be hilarious to sneak it into my carry on. I had managed to forget this deeply humiliating memory until this book brought it to the surface 😂 and now I'm sharing it with you yay!

Noo, how can you not give it a name? D: Almost sounds like you wanted to banish it from your memory! (Sorry, I'm rubbing salt into the wound now, haha.) Well, the airport people probably didn't have an issue with it as long as it didn't look like you'd be able to kill somebody with it xD
Hope you'll have lots of fun with this book, by the way!!

When I read this scene I thought "I WOULD DIE IMMEDIATELY IF THIS HAPPENED" and i cant believe it has happened to someone lol you poor thing, but also hilarious lol