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dookie ass ending man should've had maryann get hit by a bus

and we end with a trip to paris? with oliver?

get oliver out of my fucking face man

"sam does some modeling" like okay what the hell sure

i'm losing my mind this french guy is so insane why is he here

i think i'm like accidentally reading a rough draft this cannot be the final version that got published

"She throws herself down on her big Albany Park pit couch."
is this book like sponsored

this plot feels like the author just pulled things out of a hat or did a mad libs
they visit uhhh their dads uhh gay uhh french uhh boyfriend/mistress... who majored in uhh poetry and uhhh lives in new orleans

okay so she's got these "best friends" back in london but she's never once texted them this whole time or checked in with them ???

not the mistress actually being a french gay man...