Kris M.’s Reviews > Moby Dick > Status Update
Kris M.
is on page 412 of 492
Uhm sorry I forget to update baby I have been sitting right at the storm for so long because i don’t want it to end (Ishmael moment)
— Aug 21, 2025 02:05PM
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Kris’s Previous Updates
Kris M.
is on page 450 of 492
Ahab… oh no… don’t do that to me don’t be a little meow meow
— Aug 26, 2025 12:33PM
Kris M.
is on page 381 of 492
Ishmael is the realest for just going “I’m going on a ramble now my source is: trust me on this I did something vaguely related to the subject at hand once so I know what I’m talking about.”
Same, bro.
— Jun 13, 2025 07:13AM
Same, bro.
Kris M.
is on page 274 of 492
Thank you, Ishmael, for inventing the “side-front” (“for what is it that makes the front, of a man - what, indeed, but his eyes?”)
— Apr 17, 2025 09:52AM
Kris M.
is on page 242 of 492
The way Ishmael keeps pulling little details from chapters and gives them their own chapter in the next page, continuously finding a way to stall the narration is so cleverly done. Please explain more to me, sir.
— Mar 23, 2025 02:34PM
Kris M.
is on page 228 of 492
I love Ishmael‘s „Whales in art“ ranking. This is fun.
— Mar 23, 2025 06:30AM
Kris M.
is on page 193 of 492
How many guys did Ahab put in his room there? 🤨
— Mar 20, 2025 04:54PM
Kris M.
is on page 154 of 492
“Now, in his heart, Ahab had some glimpse of this, namely: all my means are sane, my motive and my object mad.”
Some people struggle to put in a whole book what Melville just put in a single sentence. I’m in awe.
— Mar 11, 2025 10:43PM
Some people struggle to put in a whole book what Melville just put in a single sentence. I’m in awe.
Kris M.
is on page 121 of 492
Mr. Ishmael, sir, I don’t think these whale facts are very correct…
— Feb 25, 2025 07:14AM
