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I'm literally on the opening sentence:
I was starting to suspect I would never fully forgive my parents for giving me the name Violet.
Violet Warren.
Seriously, who did that to their kid? It sounded like the name of an old hag. An old hag with a pet lizard, because I was pretty damn sure there was some type of lizard called Warren—or something close to that.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
— Nov 02, 2016 05:17PM
I was starting to suspect I would never fully forgive my parents for giving me the name Violet.
Violet Warren.
Seriously, who did that to their kid? It sounded like the name of an old hag. An old hag with a pet lizard, because I was pretty damn sure there was some type of lizard called Warren—or something close to that.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
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