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ah yes, nothing like classical slutshaming to start the weekend strong
hector: is being pretty all you're good for? i can't believe you got us all fighting a war because you couldn't keep it in your pants. die, whore
paris: but is it MY fault god made me pretty?
meanwhile helen is stress-weaving in the background because men are idiots
— Aug 22, 2025 10:04PM
hector: is being pretty all you're good for? i can't believe you got us all fighting a war because you couldn't keep it in your pants. die, whore
paris: but is it MY fault god made me pretty?
meanwhile helen is stress-weaving in the background because men are idiots
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