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okay that video is actually the cutest shit ever damn

okay, I admit, I AM living for her family immediately adopting him

"Her tears dampen my shirt as she cries over a fictional man who doesn't exist."

me too, girl, me too

sir, if this is your master plan for getting her back, your plan sucks ass 💀

okay now that they've started acting like they actually like each other instead of just being horny, I'm lowkey eating this up

see I actually appreciate the German jumpscare bc when he says misogynistic bullshit like this I can just imagine it with a heavy German accent and move on with my life

not the priest being like "girl you need the Lord and some holy water" agakdhsk bitch my thoughts exactly

wait he'S THIRTY??! I'm sorry that. that does not compute. at all. oh my god therapy. therapy for everyone involved.

okay this is the biggest most literal pigtail pulling cliche ever but. why is his habit of pulling on her ponytail actually kind of cute.

I know they're gonna end up making that dirty at some point but for now I'm living in my wholesome delusions 💀

you can NOT just present me with the word "pheromones" when Pit Babe is like half the reason why I decided to pick up an F1 romance aksjdkhg