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DID I READ THAT RIGHT ?????😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

.....I'm sorry what??.....boy needs a doctor 😂

Emna wrote: "DID I READ THAT RIGHT ?????😂😂💀💀💀💀💀"

😂😂 If it's not a mass hallucination, you certainly did 😂 It's just one of the MANY 💀

Evie wrote: ".....I'm sorry what??.....boy needs a doctor 😂"

AHAHA lol yeah, a doctor and probably a therapist in hopes of fixing what's probably meant to be his sense of humor because if that's not a desperate call for help, I don't know what is 😂
But I swear, otherwise it's an incredibly bingeable story 🤭

...now that just sounds unhealthy. HOW DOES ONE EVEN COME UP WITH SUCH LINES??

WHAT DA FUQQQQQQQQQQQQ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why are these authors so imaginative with their butthole movements? or maybe my butthole is just super sedated all the time and never jiggling around??? Why is eating a chair? omg. I can't HAHAHAHA

😂😂😂🤣 OMG that is so bad! I have this in my cue. Noted, now at least I know it's coming...!

QUEUE not cue JFC

angry axolotl wrote: "...now that just sounds unhealthy. HOW DOES ONE EVEN COME UP WITH SUCH LINES??"

xDD No damn idea but you're right, absolutely unhealthy xD

Chelsea wrote: "WHAT DA FUQQQQQQQQQQQQ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why are these authors so imaginative with their butthole movements? or maybe my butthole is just super sedated all the time and never jiggling around??? Why i..."

🤣🤣🤣 RIGHT?? Just this line deserves so many memes, and that's just the tip of the iceberg here 🤣🤣 I'm tempted to back in the book and make a compilation of everything hilariously weird that's been said xD
NOT YOUR BUTTHOLE BEING SEDATED oh my goood 🤣🤣 I just snorted coffee, holy shit 🤣

Sandy wrote: "😂😂😂🤣 OMG that is so bad! I have this in my cue. Noted, now at least I know it's coming...!"

Ahaha I knoooow the humor here really is bad 🤣 But the story itself is not! And even though it's a second-chance romance, so far there's nothing unsafe ❤️

Teru wrote: "Sandy wrote: "😂😂😂🤣 OMG that is so bad! I have this in my cue. Noted, now at least I know it's coming...!"

Ahaha I knoooow the humor here really is bad 🤣 But the story itself is not! And even thoug..."

PHEW good to know! LMK if that changes!! Thanks Teru. It does look appealing!

HAHAHAHA WTFFFFF IS WRONG WITH HIS BUTTHOLE 🤣🤣🤣 Omg that mental imagine of his ass trying to eat the chair will haunt me istg 🤣

Haha you have to think like a 16 year old boy (I tried) they're cringe like that :D

@Pauline MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY why is the butthole doing things it certainly is NOT supposed to doooo xDD

@Drache I tried that when he was actually 16 but he's very much 26 when this line dropped and that's what I can't get over ahaha ^^

Ohhhhh I didn't remember it was when he was already an adult, oops.

@Drache nooo it's fine! ❤️ but you're right that the worst of the cringe humor happened when they were 16 ^^

AHAHAHAHAHA what the actual fuck? I would've dnf'ed so fast!

@Ditte LOOL yeah I have a feeling you really would xDD I'm in a very tolerant mood ahaha ❤️

What IS that line? Help

What did I just read ?? 🙃🙃

This quote should be criminal...💀

✧Bella✧ wrote: "What IS that line? Help"

ahaha I love how I apparently shared my pain so we can all be baffled together xD

Alexia wrote: "What did I just read ?? 🙃🙃"

Dear Alexia, this sentence was repeated in my brain quite a few times already 🙃

Alexandra wrote: "This quote should be criminal...💀"

🤣 and there are a few potential cellmates scattered throughout the book xD

me reading that:

len ❀ wrote: "me reading that:

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🤣🤣 len, this was actually me half the time while reading this book 🤣

Lmao wtf?! That's not at all sexy, it's just cringe.

Matthew wrote: "Lmao wtf?! That's not at all sexy, it's just cringe."

Exactly! It wasn't even supposed to be sexy (fortunately), just really funny, but I'm afraid I don't get this kind of humour -_-

Yeah I don't get that sense of humor either. It always goes right over my head and I'm just left questioning everything lmao