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Nel
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Clement VII (another medici pope) was probably the most stressed pope in history lol on top of his 999+ problems he was also the pope to be dogged by Henri VIII with his divorce bullshit.
— Aug 27, 2025 05:52AM
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Nel
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Finished it.
It's ironic how it only takes one religious nut with a long lifespan to undo the hardwon glories of his ancestors.
— Aug 29, 2025 04:40AM
It's ironic how it only takes one religious nut with a long lifespan to undo the hardwon glories of his ancestors.
Nel
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Cosimo III to his dissolute son: okay, you can go to Venice but don't be too much of a slut there.
Ferdinando: ok boomer. *brings back a castrato twink with him called Cecchino*
God bless Ferdinando for being such an icon.
— Aug 29, 2025 04:00AM
Ferdinando: ok boomer. *brings back a castrato twink with him called Cecchino*
God bless Ferdinando for being such an icon.
Nel
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Robert Boyle also recorded the unpleasant experience of being 'somewhat rudely pressed by the preposterous courtship of two friars whose lust makes no distinction of sexes.'
welcome to italy, i guess.
also, 'two lustful friars' would make an excellent title for a secret sex diary
— Aug 29, 2025 12:16AM
welcome to italy, i guess.
also, 'two lustful friars' would make an excellent title for a secret sex diary
Nel
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3 chapters left. i think im gonna finish it tmr. and start working on caterina.
im definitely team early medici thou. they might have been the parvenu but they had more class about them than the later gen. esp the OG cosimo.
— Aug 28, 2025 09:37AM
im definitely team early medici thou. they might have been the parvenu but they had more class about them than the later gen. esp the OG cosimo.
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this book aint getting more than 3 stars from me cuz its dry and mostly recounting of events. i feel like with books like that the second half tends to be ever drier and there is this feeling like the author is dead tired and doesnt care anymore they just wanna finish this cursed book and even the quality of the recounting drops significantly. ya know?
— Aug 28, 2025 01:09AM
this book aint getting more than 3 stars from me cuz its dry and mostly recounting of events. i feel like with books like that the second half tends to be ever drier and there is this feeling like the author is dead tired and doesnt care anymore they just wanna finish this cursed book and even the quality of the recounting drops significantly. ya know?
Nel
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"His [Leo X] kitchen bills were huge - his successor was shocked at how much the cooks had spent on peacocks' tongues."
if julius II was the battle pope, leo X was the party pope. and u cant have a party without peacocks' tongues. i mean...impossible!
— Aug 27, 2025 01:32AM
if julius II was the battle pope, leo X was the party pope. and u cant have a party without peacocks' tongues. i mean...impossible!
Nel
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the first medici pope Leo X - from that book on the renaissance i remember he had a latin speaking parrot.
— Aug 25, 2025 07:40AM
Nel
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piero the gouty would outlive his father, cosimo, only by 5 years. ouchy.
but now its Lorenzo's turn to shine.
— Aug 24, 2025 12:39AM
but now its Lorenzo's turn to shine.

