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She sighed, sounding older than salt and way too young to be a mother.
— Sep 01, 2025 08:09AM
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"How do I do it? Where do I start?"
"Where do all these things start? Once upon a time. And you just... go from there."
— Sep 05, 2025 12:40PM
"Where do all these things start? Once upon a time. And you just... go from there."
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You're going to sit here, and I'm going to bring you some food, and you're not working anymore till you stop looking like crap. Oh, except I have to leave in twenty minutes, so hopefully you'll look better by then.
— Aug 28, 2025 10:09AM
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Sep 01, 2025 08:12AM
I’m stealing this expression ‘older than salt’, it’s brilliant 😁
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cloudybooks wrote: "I’m stealing this expression ‘older than salt’, it’s brilliant 😁"Heh, if you say so.
The author certainly seems to be very keen on littering the story with memorable one-liners.
