⚡eli⚡’s Reviews > Lights Out > Status Update
⚡eli⚡
is 40% done
Oh no.. you will punish your stalker via being in front of a web camera, by using a custom (molded from a famous 🌽 actor's 🍆) vibrator. It's nothing to scoff about, she said. GIRL BYE! 😆 WHAT A HORRIBLE PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR HORNY MASKED MAN 🤣 HE WILL BE SO SAD
— Sep 01, 2025 08:27AM
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⚡eli⚡
is 49% done
If I hear one more time how Fred is their son and they are his mommy/daddy, I will lose it 🙂 not even talking about human/animal dialogue? Now... I have 2 cats of my own and I love them dearly, but this .. nah 😄
— Sep 04, 2025 07:46AM
⚡eli⚡
is 35% done
What in the cursed anarchy is this? 😂🙈😂 I'm just guessing % here, as I'm listening to the audiobook but lmao. This is equally cringe, hilarious and so out of pocket. I think I would have dnf'd this, if I only read the book. But audio narration? Worth it so far :D
— Sep 01, 2025 06:59AM
