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the trauma of being in an active shooter situation in a hospital IN a foreign country and then two months later your mom, the president of the united states looks at you in the eyes and says "Are you hiding a turkey habitat in your ass, son?"
— Sep 02, 2025 05:02AM
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here are REAL WORDS that i just read said by the main characters security guard upon seeing a hickey on the main character “i will lock you in your room for the next year if i have to and you can take your finals by fucking smoke signal. I will staple your dick to the inside of your leg if that keeps in in your fucking pants”
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