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PAGE 300!!!!

this is fanfic of WHAT FANDOM!!!????????

ig thats why morgan is so familiar

i’m sorry what is this about bones my scary eyed friend?

my heart is POUNDING at these stupid journal entries wtf

is this cosmic horror??????????

I KNEW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE GAY VIBES FROM THE CLONES!!!!!

it’s hard to focus on the plot when i remember the minotaur character is wearing underwear he knit himself

A MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSE REFERENCE!!!!???????????

if you're from bookclub and u read this how DARE none of you tell me she's a librarian

PARKS TIME!!
uh oh... or yay? i can't tell

this man really knows how to write a really gory scene where two characters sit in a bathtub where the autistic trans man has the knife and is calm for some reason and the other character wants to get “it” out of them at all costs….

gods i feel sick

my jaw LITERALLY dropped i’m glad at where this is going

here are REAL WORDS that i just read said by the main characters security guard upon seeing a hickey on the main character “i will lock you in your room for the next year if i have to and you can take your finals by fucking smoke signal. I will staple your dick to the inside of your leg if that keeps in in your fucking pants”
10/10 no notes

the trauma of being in an active shooter situation in a hospital IN a foreign country and then two months later your mom, the president of the united states looks at you in the eyes and says "Are you hiding a turkey habitat in your ass, son?"

(Context they are on FaceTime SORRY- SpaceTime)

"With only the above-titty body parts to express themselves, they deployed these emoji-esque gestures all the time"

FUCK THAT CHOICE IM CRYING AGAIN

why am i crying again

genre change???

if you were at bookclub, i explained this SO BAD im so sorry there’s more than a love triangle and a murder there’s also ecological and blood horror hallucinations!!!

*guttural noises of approval and delight they permeate the not-walls of the brewery*

daphne might be my favorite character of all time this year and in any designated YA book of forever

!!!!!!!! I WAS RIGHT I KNEW SHE WAS A GIRL I KNEW IT DAPHNE IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!

girl... basement of the isolated farm when everyone is being purposefully weird to you is NOT a good move when you were told "the basement is bad dont go in there"

“i felt like a dead bird whose cavity he wanted to stuff with breadcrumbs”

if you know me in real life no you don’t

never have i had this much fun reading about a bunch of people call this woman old

never have i had more fun at people calling this poor woman old