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i want to go back to college so bad just to talk about the historical nuances of this novel

granny C like… oh… oh no
this shit is about to be so fucking good

"You can bring the hot dog into the strip club! they say. That's the appeal"

“It raises the question: Why do you perverts want me to hate ketchup so much?”

"In my late Riverdale years (this is my way of telling you I'm twenty eight at the time of writing), I have become something of a connoisseur of the food at any given gas station."

“There is *nothing* like a Costco hot dog, not only because it is delicious but because it is, at the time of writing ((and present day)), impervious to the evils of American capitalism”

idk what drugs cat sebastian puts into the stupid banter of her novels but i physically can’t stop i read 150 pages last night by accident

peep the area code page marker its topical and relevant

ENID MENTION!!!!!!! i miss enid

“Sex dens. what a hysterical way to refer to the library. It’s obvious the folks at Liberty Lately have never been to a real sex den, communist or otherwise.”

no fucking way did Erin and Rodger just kiss when 121 pages ago he compared her to a blender

“Dating Erin would be sort of like dating a blender. Sure, it makes great smoothies, but one day you’re going to be minding your own business and it’s going to switch on and remove your hand.” -pg. 233

the shriek i shroke on page 193

“She’s here to show her work to a real mathematician, which is even better than showing it to Batman”

i hate grownup responsibilities even if they are fun bc i gotta find out how this is gonna play out

PAGE 300!!!!

this is fanfic of WHAT FANDOM!!!????????

ig thats why morgan is so familiar

i’m sorry what is this about bones my scary eyed friend?

my heart is POUNDING at these stupid journal entries wtf

is this cosmic horror??????????

I KNEW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE GAY VIBES FROM THE CLONES!!!!!

it’s hard to focus on the plot when i remember the minotaur character is wearing underwear he knit himself

A MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSE REFERENCE!!!!???????????

if you're from bookclub and u read this how DARE none of you tell me she's a librarian

PARKS TIME!!
uh oh... or yay? i can't tell