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no fucking way did Erin and Rodger just kiss when 121 pages ago he compared her to a blender

“Dating Erin would be sort of like dating a blender. Sure, it makes great smoothies, but one day you’re going to be minding your own business and it’s going to switch on and remove your hand.” -pg. 233

“She’s here to show her work to a real mathematician, which is even better than showing it to Batman”