Morgan’s Reviews > Raw Dog: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs > Status Update

"You can bring the hot dog into the strip club! they say. That's the appeal"

"In my late Riverdale years (this is my way of telling you I'm twenty eight at the time of writing), I have become something of a connoisseur of the food at any given gas station."

“There is *nothing* like a Costco hot dog, not only because it is delicious but because it is, at the time of writing ((and present day)), impervious to the evils of American capitalism”