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"The romance books I read to unwind had all sorts of ways to describe dangerous men. They compared them to wolves, lions, tigers. By that logic, this man was a dragon, regal and deadly, and he was coming for me."

Who doesn't love a meet cute where the MMC (aka Mad Rogan/the Butcher of Merida/Huracan) chases the FMC at an arboretum and kidnaps her? 😂

— Sep 06, 2025 02:03AM

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Rogan flirting with Nevada is killing me 🤣

“One school of thought says that the best way to handle an issue like this is exposure therapy,” Mad Rogan said. “For example, if you’re terrified of snakes, repeated handling of them will cure it.”

Aha. “I’m not handling your snake.”

He grinned. “Baby, you couldn’t handle my snake.”

Also note the % hahaha

— Sep 07, 2025 02:23AM

theswooncollector is 38% done

Nevada asks for identification. Rogan

❌ Produces his driver's license
✅ Telekinetically slices his chopsticks to tiny slivers

When asked why, he says, “A driver’s license can be counterfeited. Nobody in the continental United States can duplicate this.”

OKAY SIRRRR

— Sep 06, 2025 08:00PM

theswooncollector is 31% done

gah i hate how Augustine forces the case to Nevada, not caring about the danger. i want to strangle him!

— Sep 05, 2025 01:57PM

theswooncollector is 22% done

reading this reminds me how much i want to be a part of Nevada's family

— Sep 05, 2025 01:53PM

theswooncollector is 8% done

Rereading one of my all-time favorites! 💜

— Sep 05, 2025 05:45AM