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kept skipping around learned her mother also goes gay and said actually im done

also sorry still skipping ahead of course the platonic friendship is w the white canadian who is also uncomfortable. i thought it was going to be w her poc roommate whose space she was colonizing but no

sorry also skipping ahead i see she does kiss elijah at some point which sucks shit but its only mentioned to do the fanfiction thing of going "it was nothing like kissing him! her lips were soft and she smelled different" so i suspect she wont be discovering shes bi lolol thanks lesbian author who def belives in t/rf concept of comphet! also her mom is a white south african and these people are dazzled by that fact

at that age. also she kisses juna when shes having a panic attack which is a crazy thing to do)

the way you know the black guy named agnes has zero chances of being her love interest or even becoming a fleshed out character (i checked before definitely saying maybe annoying sam gets that role but actually she kisses juna, which as a queer let me say: hey queer author of this book i think you are projecting! i dont think flora is queer or if she is certainly even w the quare experience wouldnt figure that out

"the white kids, about half of us" yeah i dont think that would be the case in an irl version of this school, however woke it was. also the disability mention in this school did make me go: she mentioned a porch for her cabin, how fucking disability friendly is the rickety ass camp

not the triple parentheses..........why would that be done? i love overusing punctuation but dont know what imapct thats supposed to be. plus of course in 2017 i feel certain we already had the bigoted social media implication???? yeah the fucking dril keebler elf tweet was in 2016. bro what is this shitty fucking book

her dad also being like 'if you decide to stay' brother shes a high school student who committed to going to this school. just doing the 'i didnt want to argue with your mother' route as the only excuse for "letting it happen" is legit crazy. am i insane i never transferred schools in high school because i know HOW MUCH OF A COMMITTMENT THAT IS. and there were local exclusive hippie type schools exactly like this!

hey man i actually wasnt wondering why you, a high school student experiencing start of new school anxiety, hadnt ditched your new school yet after a single week. i do wonder why you keep interrupting the story to talk to the reader in a non interesting very insecure-but-on-behalf-of-the-author-not-the-character-way

"keep quare quirky" and why has this upstate new york quaker school stolen the austin texas motto w the serial numbers filed off? (a motto that while predating the buzzfeed era 2010s by some years definitely only made it to the consciousness of people like myself during that era.)