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noemi is starting

i got this book because it was £0.99. i read “global phenomenon” on the cover and the chances of this actually being crap just skyrocketed

— Sep 07, 2025 02:42PM

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noemi is 73% done

'be unrelenting and unmerciful in the face of the wicked dead.'
'and if you should find soul sundered from flesh, order a drink for us at the first tavern you come across in the afterlife. we'll settle the tab when we get there'.

WHY AM I GETTING CHOKED UP PICTURING THIS

— Sep 10, 2025 02:07AM