Corey’s Reviews > The Extraterrestrial Species Almanac: The Ultimate Guide to Greys, Reptilians, Hybrids, and Nordics > Status Update

You cannot just say "chlorophyll based life forms" and then move on like that MEANS anything

That's like saying mitochondria based Golgi apparatus based

It's nonsense

In the meanest way possible: Venus is incapable of supporting life

Sorry are they

Are they implying redheads are aliens???

You can't

You can't have an alien called Vegans.

"Indistinguishable from earth humans" "up to 8 feet tall"

Alright pick one.

Just weird how many of these "aliens" are "indistinguishable from earth humans"

"Their eyes are either black or blue and appear Caucasian or Japanese in shape"

One of those is WILDLY specific

Also those are two wildly different eye shapes and colors

Okay invented a fake alien with a species wide addiction to trying new flavours is actually really funny

The fact that so many of these supposed aliens are just slightly odd looking humans is Telling

Usually when I read a book like this that relies on the idea that the audience already believes in it the further I get the more I feel like I'm being inducted into a cult

This book on the other hand feels more like watching a cult talk bc I still have no clue what the fuck they're saying