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is there anything so annoying in a book than a badly written accent that isn't even phonetically in line with the way that accent causes pronunciation to be? of course there is! children whose dialogue is written as baby talk - especially if that baby talk is so inconsistent that it's literally impossible that any child would ever actually speak like that! jesus fucking christ cameron west is such a shitty writer

guy who is so totally not a misogynist: women are my favorite sex. my reason for this is a whole list of misogynistic stereotypes. listen to me introduce every single woman by what they’re wearing and if i find them fuckable. cleavage. my mom’s tits are c-cups.

use the phrase “shudder, switch, back” one more time and i’ll. well. i shan’t say. but your days and mine may be limited if i read those fucking words one more fucking time