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"i wouldn't see you dead by their knives, i see a fine man within you."
"yes, he tasted quite delicious."

"still engaged in your experiment to prove a maximum threshold of human idiocy? good for you! very empirical of you."

he's actually talking about the experiment i'm coding for my thesis (cog neuro) right now!

"brightlord calidar! how good it is to see you. your face reminds me of someone dear to me.
"really?"
"yes, my horse."

ok wit is genuinely so funny 😭 i know he is meant to be but im giggling out loud

"rock, this is not my real name, is just what lowlanders can pronounce"
"what's your real name, then?"
"numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor."
"…rock will do just fine."

hello? 😭

"i shall offer you this... if you can speak, yet say nothing ridiculous, i will leave you alone for the rest of the week."
"well, i think that shouldn't be too difficult."
"and yet you failed, for you said 'i think' and i can imagine nothing so ridiculous as the concept of you thinking."

please 😭😭😭

"the means by which we achieve victory are as important as the victory itself."

meanwhile sadeas warcamp: ⛈️🏹😵

"i can see you are a woman of discriminating taste... in books."
"i've never eaten one, actually."

pleek shallan ur so funny i love u !!!

HELARAN MENTION🩷 proclaimed dead though oops!

"sometimes we find it hardest to accept in others that which we cling to in ourselves."

wow! this is like therapy!

"i don't think i could live with myself if i didn't at least try to persuade her."
"and we wouldn't want you to be unable to live with yourself,"

close enough, welcome back nikolai & zoya!