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Maybe remind me to punch myself in the face.
On the team feed, ART said, "SecUnit, status report."
Or punch ART in the face. I sent back, "I wish I could punch you in the face."
ART said, "I wish you could try."
YOU FREAKS!!!!! on the public feed. right in front of their salad
— Sep 09, 2025 06:08PM
On the team feed, ART said, "SecUnit, status report."
Or punch ART in the face. I sent back, "I wish I could punch you in the face."
ART said, "I wish you could try."
YOU FREAKS!!!!! on the public feed. right in front of their salad
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kit
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"Would it have been kinder to kill you, before you disabled your governor module?
I said, Yes.
ART-drone said, You know I am not kind."
WAHHHHHHHHH
— Sep 12, 2025 09:09AM
I said, Yes.
ART-drone said, You know I am not kind."
WAHHHHHHHHH
kit
is 57% done
mb: oh yeah btw ratthi and tarik have been having crazy relationship drama for this entire book i just didn't mention it bc it wasn't relevant. BORING am i right. no!! secunit pls i want the gossip....
— Sep 12, 2025 08:48AM
kit
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"If Tarik after all the time he had been on the crew was still a “so far,” what was I?" buddy ART basically put you in charge of everyone after knowing you for like a week i dont think you need to worry.
— Sep 10, 2025 07:05PM
kit
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"Iris was already out of the danger zone, walking backward so she could watch. “Be safe, SecUnit,” she said. I don’t know how to respond when humans say that. It was always my job to get hurt." WAHH
— Sep 10, 2025 05:28PM
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is on page 8 of 245
"(Dr. Bharadwaj says even good change is stressful.)" ohh i get it. bharadwaj tricked murderbot into letting her give it therapy. this is awesome
— Sep 09, 2025 06:38PM
kit
is on page 7 of 245
fucked up a perfectly good secunit is what they did. look at it. it's got ptsd 😭😭
— Sep 09, 2025 06:15PM
