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Olive
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How to make your husband love you more, middle ages style:
Step 1. Lay face down on the ground, exposing buttocks to the world
Step 2. Have someone make bread on buttocks
Step 3. Get them to bake the bread and feed it to said husband
Step 4. Hope and pray no one finds out about this ghastly sin
Step 5. If found out, serve two whole years of penance.
— Sep 10, 2025 11:14AM
Step 1. Lay face down on the ground, exposing buttocks to the world
Step 2. Have someone make bread on buttocks
Step 3. Get them to bake the bread and feed it to said husband
Step 4. Hope and pray no one finds out about this ghastly sin
Step 5. If found out, serve two whole years of penance.
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Olive
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Didn't think I'd be reading a story about a man conceiving a child in his thigh today but here we are
(It's titled Marymas: From Eden to Golgotha in this collection)
— Sep 11, 2025 12:08PM
(It's titled Marymas: From Eden to Golgotha in this collection)
Olive
is on page 93 of 400
2 weeks living off of bread as penance for drinking blood or semen sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me. Agony for the gf girlies of the 11th century tho I'm sure
— Aug 15, 2025 12:44PM
