kit’s Reviews > System Collapse > Status Update

mb: oh yeah btw ratthi and tarik have been having crazy relationship drama for this entire book i just didn't mention it bc it wasn't relevant. BORING am i right. no!! secunit pls i want the gossip....

"If Tarik after all the time he had been on the crew was still a “so far,” what was I?" buddy ART basically put you in charge of everyone after knowing you for like a week i dont think you need to worry.

"Iris was already out of the danger zone, walking backward so she could watch. “Be safe, SecUnit,” she said. I don’t know how to respond when humans say that. It was always my job to get hurt." WAHH

"(Dr. Bharadwaj says even good change is stressful.)" ohh i get it. bharadwaj tricked murderbot into letting her give it therapy. this is awesome

fucked up a perfectly good secunit is what they did. look at it. it's got ptsd 😭😭

Maybe remind me to punch myself in the face.
On the team feed, ART said, "SecUnit, status report."
Or punch ART in the face. I sent back, "I wish I could punch you in the face."
ART said, "I wish you could try."

YOU FREAKS!!!!! on the public feed. right in front of their salad