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So, Hera also said that you’ll turn back into a door every full moon, so we’ll need to repeat this when you transform so I can bring you back with my magic pussy.”

“Kinda glad about that, honestly - I’m a fan of your knob.”

”And…well, there’s a pretty decent chance you may be, you know, my son. Of sorts. See, a lot of things happened in that grove and there was this perfectly-positioned knothole on this really sexy tree and the mead was flowing freely-” he gestured in a rolling circle with his hand. “You get the point.”

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”As a door, I didn’t know when I fell in love with Tana, only that I most assuredly was.It might have been the first time she’d laid her soft fingertips on the cool brass of my knob”