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Greta Yeager
is 15% done
I’m sorry but if somebody offered me an insane amount of money to leave the country without a passport mere minutes after a government agent told me they were being investigated for illegal activity I would IMMEDIATELY call the police
— Sep 13, 2025 10:52AM
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Greta Yeager
is 75% done
I wish I was even half as goal-oriented as this freaking T-Rex
She is on a MISSION and she will not let anything distract her
— Sep 14, 2025 04:48PM
She is on a MISSION and she will not let anything distract her
Greta Yeager
is 52% done
Do we have a contender for Worst Grandpa in Fiction???
— Sep 13, 2025 08:03PM
