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harry styles and jake gyllenhaal are in this book and theyre both DEAD

— Sep 16, 2025 05:39PM

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i finished this two days ago and am writing my review + i need you all to know that it's approaching 2k words

— Oct 23, 2025 02:11PM

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words cant even describe my loathing for this book

— Oct 19, 2025 02:17PM

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fuck my whole life

— Sep 11, 2025 07:33PM

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why is this the funniest update

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