emily’s Reviews > Dungeon Crawler Carl > Status Update

"As Miss Beatrice used to say, ‘Time to pay the Daddy tax.’”
“Wait, what? Under what circumstances would she say that?”

in the animated series of this book, i would dearly love for ashley johnson to voice donut.

you'd think with as many times as i've seen die hard, the "action hero with no shoes" thing would feel played, but it's not, lmao.

"We don’t know what will be useful and when, so if it’s not bolted to the ground, it’s going into the bag.”

i see carl shares my unified theory of thrift shopping

Carl: I know you don’t have to type in all caps. I’ve seen you do it before. It makes you sound like you are yelling.

Donut: I AM YELLING CARL.

Princess Donut has named your party The Royal Court of Princess Donut.
Princess Donut has changed your title to Royal Bodyguard.
Princess Donut has changed her title to Grand Champion Best in Dungeon.

i miss my cat, lmao. this is too perfect.

"Always read the descriptions before you activate or wear something. Always, always. No exceptions."

can't wait to see what cursed pair of shoes or whatever he ends up stuck with, lmao

chuckling at the way carl stands in counterpoint to the cast of "mercy of gods" in terms of how gamely they each react to the hostile alien takeover of their worlds, lmao.