Status Update

Noah is 14% done

I could read a thousand pages and the percentage will only go up a little bit each time, I feel like I'm trapped in a Black Mirror mind prison :(

— Sep 17, 2025 10:12AM

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Noah’s Previous Updates

Noah is 31% done

The sunk cost fallacy… the fallacy of sunk costs😔😔

— Oct 20, 2025 11:57PM

Noah is 20% done

anybody wanna finish this for me and let me know how it goes?

— Oct 16, 2025 09:57AM

Noah is 17% done

“Maybe this was going to work.”

It won’t😑

— Oct 02, 2025 10:57AM

Noah is 11% done

this guy's MO is getting a little redundant, but ok

— Sep 13, 2025 07:01PM

Noah is 8% done

Let’s move past it😔

— Aug 30, 2025 03:36AM

Noah is 6% done

The real nightmare is having James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” as the last song you’d ever hear😣😣

— Aug 10, 2025 10:04PM

Noah is 4% done

that was a bit much if you ask me

— Jul 23, 2025 02:33PM

Noah is 3% done

they're really giving us every possible pov of this crash lol

— Jul 16, 2025 01:32AM

Noah is 2% done

oh no, look out for the dome!! you're under it!!!

— Jul 15, 2025 09:43AM

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