Jax’s Reviews > Walking Practice > Status Update

People are busy avoiding me up close and pointing at me from afar. My gait has quickly become the object of ridicule and horror. For them, life is so boring that if someone doesn't walk with ease, taking steady steps on two healthy legs of the same length, they violently overreact. They can't wait to ogle a monster. Without monsters, how would they withstand the unrelenting futility of their days?