Morgan’s Reviews > Behooved > Status Update

“because i love her” this man is a horse.

i…

and now there really is only one bed

i’ve been trying to get past it, i honestly have, but why is the horse telepathic

i was right

i am calling it right this instant. the mysterious locket with the “protection charm” that “only works once” is going to turn this bitch’s husband into a horse. i am cackling like a witch

i thought this was gonna be silly. wtf do you mean there’s LORE?