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I would kill on Architectural Digest. Have you ever seen Emma Chamberlain’s? I feel like she would hate me. She’s a diva though. She can play the drums

I don’t really remember what happened in this book. It says I’m on page 277 but that seems too high. When I picked this up I thought four hundred pages was a lot but the middle part was just total filler. It’s just not there. Another parallel to a Sandra Bullock movie…

Which isn’t to say I think Sandra Bullock movies are low quality. They are, but that’s not her doing. I love Sandra Bullock movies. Remember in Two Weeks Notice when she orders four family size meals from the Chinese takeout place and then has to move back in with her parents

Lord, the men you put down here to write Sandra Bullock movies are writing novels that are worse instead of

The rising action is a vertical line

I thought this was like a small town. What’s the ratio for Westboro Baptists to library in England? Can they just not afford to do the small ones in America?

In what universe do two people regularly conduct extramarital affairs at four in the afternoon using each other’s children as childcare

Is it though? How often do people sign NDAs? I know Kate Winslet is out here threatening to put people I don’t doubt there’s professional concerns but really just how much cloak and dagger is there happening in the world? The senate twink has a TikTok page!

The split perspective is not useful or necessary I already know where this is going

Maybe I just don’t like it when the twinks are English