Reggie’s Reviews > The Fellowship of the Ring > Status Update

Frodo I need you to please lock in. Please.

You and your homies are fuckin up the stealth mission BAD!

This guy Frodo is extremely trusting for a fella carrying a ring that is the one that rules them all.

“Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price.”
- J.R.R. Tolkien