elstaffe’s Reviews > Ew, It's Beautiful: A False Knees Comic Collection > Status Update
elstaffe
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"'It's my favorite time of year!'
It's SQUELCH season!!!
Squelch with me!'
*putch* *plup*
'I'm not as into this as you are'
*shlup*
— Sep 22, 2025 07:47PM
It's SQUELCH season!!!
Squelch with me!'
*putch* *plup*
'I'm not as into this as you are'
*shlup*
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elstaffe
is on page 66 of 144
"Let's learn with birds!
[orb songbird]
Circle!
[profile of songbird pointing its beak up]
Triangle!
[Canada goose]
Fear!
— Sep 22, 2025 07:49PM
[orb songbird]
Circle!
[profile of songbird pointing its beak up]
Triangle!
[Canada goose]
Fear!
elstaffe
is on page 31 of 144
"Confession
[one bird talking to three other birds]
'OK OK
I got one
I got one
[close up on the talking bird]
I kinda like cats!
You know?'
[all four birds]
'What the hell?'
'They're cute!'
'You can't say that'
[close up on talking bird]
'"RAARR!"
Haha
Those teeth?
They're adorable'
'What are you talking about?!'
'Always jumping everywhere...
Awww!'"
— Sep 22, 2025 07:45PM
[one bird talking to three other birds]
'OK OK
I got one
I got one
[close up on the talking bird]
I kinda like cats!
You know?'
[all four birds]
'What the hell?'
'They're cute!'
'You can't say that'
[close up on talking bird]
'"RAARR!"
Haha
Those teeth?
They're adorable'
'What are you talking about?!'
'Always jumping everywhere...
Awww!'"
