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Alice is 90% done

they sentence "Cunt, absolute cunt, served" was said and i need the author to put down the rupaul drag race dvds

— Sep 23, 2025 08:40AM

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Alice’s Previous Updates

Alice is 80% done

And the protagonist has been completely incoherent and drunk on exhaustion for, let me check... THREE QUARTERS OF THE BOOK

— Sep 23, 2025 03:56AM

Alice is 64% done

"He must be one of those asexuals. Like the spiders."
I'm sorry???????

— Sep 22, 2025 11:09PM

Alice is 50% done

"Pussy power! Fuck the patriarchy!"
I want to set myself on fire!

— Sep 22, 2025 05:37AM

Alice is 45% done

"What in the fuckity fuck was that!" said Patro
who is Patroclus
why

— Sep 22, 2025 03:56AM

Alice is 40% done

Patroclus honey what have they done to you

— Sep 22, 2025 12:19AM

Alice is 10% done

I think I am having a stroke.
That or this book is depleating my braincells.

— Sep 21, 2025 09:28AM

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