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Mariya
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“Summer, can’t you just do it? You’d be perfect. Luke loves you. You don’t like me. You already live on the ranch.” LMFAO!!! You don’t like me so you’re perfect for the job! I don’t know why that is so funny, but it is! 😂😂😂
— Sep 26, 2025 03:01AM
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Mariya
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“My initials are W.G., bud.” “I give him another squeeze and he giggles. Cluelessly. “I know. But dad made that one. I told him the same thing. But he said they wouldn’t be for long.” OMFG! THIS MAN! Why is he so perfect?! That was basically a proposal! 😭😭😭
— Sep 27, 2025 02:36PM
Mariya
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“You got something against condoms?” “Dad.”“Some sort of breeding kink I don’t know about?” I throw an arm over my eyes. “Never talk to me again. That you even know that term is altogether too much information.”
LMFAO!!! This is the funniest shit I’ve heard in this entire book and there were LOTS of funny moments but this takes the cake! 🤣🤣🤣
— Sep 27, 2025 01:55PM
LMFAO!!! This is the funniest shit I’ve heard in this entire book and there were LOTS of funny moments but this takes the cake! 🤣🤣🤣
Mariya
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“Hey, Willa?” “Hey, Luke,” I reply dryly, since the be quiet part obviously didn’t register.“Sometimes I wish you were my mom.” They have the sweetest relationship ever! 🥺🥺🥺
— Sep 27, 2025 06:00AM
Mariya
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“Wouldn’t be where I am today if it wasn’t for him. Would be nice to see him happy.” I nod because I agree. It is nice to see him happy. “Where would you be without him?” He sighs deeply, and without sparing me a glance, he says, “If not for the Eaton boys, I’d probably be dead.”
Okay….so there’s a story there! I need to find out more about Jasper!
— Sep 27, 2025 01:09AM
Okay….so there’s a story there! I need to find out more about Jasper!
Mariya
is 21% done
“Wow, Harvey,” Willa announces as we walk into the dining room. “It looks fabulous out there. You blew the hell outta that lawn.” I scrub a hand over my face as the table erupts into giggles. Harvey included. Bunch of children”
LMFAO!!! I seriously could not stop laughing at the blow job joke! And I can't believe Daddy Eaton is the one who started it! 🤣🤣🤣
— Sep 26, 2025 02:02PM
LMFAO!!! I seriously could not stop laughing at the blow job joke! And I can't believe Daddy Eaton is the one who started it! 🤣🤣🤣
