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I couldn't stop laughing at:
Harry: "Dobby, you closed the portal to Platform 9-&-3/4?
Dobby: "Yes, sir. Dobby felt so bad that he ironed his hands!" *proceeds to show bandaged hands
or...
Harry: "Dobby, if you don't leave me alone, I'm going to strangle you."
Dobby: "Dobby is used to death threats, sir. He receives them five times a day!"
— Sep 26, 2025 12:24PM
Harry: "Dobby, you closed the portal to Platform 9-&-3/4?
Dobby: "Yes, sir. Dobby felt so bad that he ironed his hands!" *proceeds to show bandaged hands
or...
Harry: "Dobby, if you don't leave me alone, I'm going to strangle you."
Dobby: "Dobby is used to death threats, sir. He receives them five times a day!"
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Erin and I are re-reading this at nights to fall asleep, and I enjoy doing my silly little voices (my favorites to do are Hagrid and Lucius Malfoy)
— Sep 16, 2025 07:06AM
