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I don't like that we're back to the first author's point of view :/ also sorry you were so pathetic, Arthur!! Maybe you shouldn't have been a piece of trash. Also so sad about all the dogs.

We-he-he-hell, Good Stab, this plan was a long one, wasn't it?

Congrats, Jones, you made me gag while reading this section of the book.

OW OW OW OW OW WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAAANNNN OW

EATING THAT IN A CHURCH?? IN FRONT OF PREACHER MAN??

That investigator? Dead as hell.

"I listen with a good heart."

YEAH, AND A LOT OF JUDGEMENT, MR. PREACHER MAN.

Oh you wanna kiss him so bad it makes you look stupid

"Yes, yes, so unsettling about that guy who had all his skin taken off. Poor fool looked like a hanging deer. Anyway, this jam and bread is delicious!"
- the narrator's great-great-great-grandfather