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Imagine the bad guy getting killed by the cat

That’s this book.

SHE KISSED HER

THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEEEEEE HOLDING YOUR HAND

MY LESBIANS MY LESBIANS ARE LESBIFANNDSNCNNCJNC

DONT DROP THE “FRIEND” YOU BOTH ARE FRUIT CAKES AND YOU KNOW IT

I think this is the worst slow burn ever. Viv is so oblivious— but me too girl me too…

I’ll give a small summary of this book so far:

Big strong woman says NO MORE WAR and decides to open a coffee shop despite nobody knowing what coffee even is in some random small town and recruits a pretty pink lady to work at it and cook and make coffee….. (spoiler alert: they both don’t know how to cook)