Morphing_kashi’s Reviews > 身为队长, 必须高冷 [As a Captain, You Must Be Cold] > Status Update

Shi Du was pleased with the comforting words, “Time to eat. Can I feed you this time?”
“Sure, wait a moment.” Yu Zhaohan put down the bowl, “Can you spank me first?”
Shi Du: “??? What am I going to spank you for?”
Yu Zhaohan stood up and explained: “You were so rough this morning, but I still felt good. I was wondering if I have masochistic tendencies.”

Wheezing

“So, boyfriend, do you want to share another kiss?”
Yu Zhaohan wasn’t particularly sleepy, so another kiss wouldn’t hurt.
“Sure, but you have to follow my lead. Tilt your head about fifteen degrees to the right.”
“I don’t want to. I want to tilt to the left.”
“Wait a second, I’m not very good at kissing on the bed.”
“Just give it a try. You’ll figure it out.”
……
“Shi Du, I don’t know where to put my hands.”

Shi Du chuckled, “And you’re actually saying this is a first kiss. Have you ever heard of someone planning the date in advance for their first kiss? Do you want to arrange a banquet at the village entrance too?”

Someone smash their heads together already, I can't 🤣

“If we are really gay, we should face our feelings and think about what to do in the future.”
Shi Du’s expression was indescribable: “For example?”
“For example, how should we tell our family and whether we can cope with the pressure of society. And also, after we start living together, should we raise rabbits or cats? Whom should we invite as best man at our wedding?”

From 'are we gay' to 'best man+pets' lol

“The little boss and the boss’s wife are both boys…They also hugged, and the lady boss even kissed the little boss on the lips…”
[..]Shi Du said in a complicated mood, “Oh, you figured it out now.”
“I can’t take it. Shi Du, I… I’m a bit confused.” Yu Zhaohan felt more and more uneasy, and asked helplessly, “Do you think we’re a gay couple?”
[..] “You’re asking me, who the fuck should I ask?”

Idiots in love

But Yu Zhaohan was dressed in the little dinosaur’s one-piece pajamas, which required him to strip naked before going to the toilet.
Yu Zhaohan stiffly put down his hand, and the world seemed to stand still at this moment.
Shi Du looked at the TV, the snack table, and at Yu Zhaohan, his eyes moving from top to bottom, from the spine to the claw, and the corner of his mouth slowly rose.

Haha, it's over.

To obtain more accurate data, he sent the following message to the team group: [report your height to all members]
Timeless: [170]
Shine: [180]
Xian: [1856]
Cheese: [175]
Old Tan: [. ]
Old Tan: [Come to my room after training, and I will use a ruler to measure each one for you]

Poor Cheese who's only 170 can't get away with it, meanwhile Timeless who's 187 be trolling.

[Cold light is universal, all beings are equal [Amitabha]]
[Pass it on, Shine rejected Timeless’s double-play invitation!]
[Pass it on, Shine rejected Timeless!]
[Pass it on, Timeless couldn’t get what he wanted, so he locked Shine in a small dark room out of love and hate!]
[Pass it on, Shine is giving birth!]

These are getting crazier and crazier.😂