vic’s Reviews > A Botanical Daughter > Status Update

Nah I’m all for monsterfuckers but that plant sex?? That was weird. I just can’t imagine it‘d be nice to kiss someone who tastes like MOULD 🤡🤡 also you‘re telling me Gregor and Simon didn’t give Chloe a mouth at first but a CLIT?? BECAUSE THATS SO IMPORTANT OR??

Gregor has such a whorey past LMAOOO

Gregor and his moodswings, istg

“A homosexual heart beats as tellingly as Poe’s” gotta be my new favourite quote

nah sorry, Jenny listening to them talk about Chloe and thinking it's about her is giving me SUCH second hand embarrassement lmao

Ah yes, two heavily autistic gay dads, their adopted raging lesbian daughter and the weird sentient fungus in their basement. What’s not to love.
(I’m emotional about them already.)