Status Update

Sarah is 78% done

I picture Mordecai, no matter his form, as Yogurt from Spaceballs, as you can’t convince me otherwise.

— Oct 05, 2025 04:40PM

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Sarah’s Previous Updates

Sarah is 90% done

Who’s glurping now, you giant piece of shit! Carl and Donut’s appearance on Death Watch is glorious in the audiobook format.

— Nov 22, 2025 07:39PM

Sarah is 79% done

— Nov 10, 2025 08:37PM

Sarah is 41% done

— Nov 06, 2025 05:04AM

Sarah is 30% done

— Nov 04, 2025 06:09PM

Sarah is 10% done

Listening to the audiobook now. So far? Perfection.

— Nov 02, 2025 10:20AM

Sarah is 42% done

Carl, you are a good human.

— Sep 30, 2025 06:22PM

Sarah is 11% done

This sounds insane. I’m here for it.

— Sep 26, 2025 07:28PM

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