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“I used to have a type. Gentle guys who underlined their favorite prose passages in books we buddy read, and who were secure enough in their masculinity to borrow my moisturizer when they spent the night.” Ali really said I HATE evolved men!!! Bring back the Neanderthals!!!
— Oct 07, 2025 11:41PM
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Oct 08, 2025 04:59PM
Love the implication that Koen would see moisturizer as unmanly and also can’t read
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Not MY celibate king
