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[Gu Cai]: My darling son, remember the marriage candidate I mentioned to you a few days ago? Something Xun? Did he add you? Have you had a nice chat yet?
[..][100K Volts]: How much will it cost for a year?
[100K Volts]: I'll take you, so don't accept any other clients from now on.
[..][Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Didi, the big customer was poached by someone else. You can stop waiting for him to contact you.
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— Oct 08, 2025 11:16AM
[..][100K Volts]: How much will it cost for a year?
[100K Volts]: I'll take you, so don't accept any other clients from now on.
[..][Yunkai Sees Mooncakes]: Didi, the big customer was poached by someone else. You can stop waiting for him to contact you.
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@KikiandChuchu: I have something! Check out 'In A Small World With You', timestamp 37:15. It was only visible for a second, but you can see what we suspect is a hickey. However! Remember to please say it's a mosquito bite when you're talking outside the group, thank you.
@Little Hedgehog's Sunny Doll: It's December…
Those December mosquitoes are the fiercest.
— Oct 08, 2025 11:21AM
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"Oh, by the way, Shi Xinyan is still stuck on the roof. He can't get down. We might need to send someone to help him."
"Hurry up with that. Isn't Bei Ke nearby? Send him a task to go fetch Shi Xinyan."
Director Zhang sighed. He had meticulously crafted a perfect plan for his show, and now he felt like he was running a daycare center for a bunch of demonic preschoolers.
Cat herding at its finest.
— Oct 08, 2025 11:19AM
"Hurry up with that. Isn't Bei Ke nearby? Send him a task to go fetch Shi Xinyan."
Director Zhang sighed. He had meticulously crafted a perfect plan for his show, and now he felt like he was running a daycare center for a bunch of demonic preschoolers.
Cat herding at its finest.
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"Anyway, what rando did you get me engaged to?"
[..]"I think it was… something-Xun." Gu Cai was obviously too drunk to remember the details. "Sounds like he doesn't really have a proper job. His mom says he just plays video games all day, but she swears he's a good person."
Gu Wei rolled his eyes. His dad may as well have said, He drinks and smokes and perms his hair, but he's not a bad person.
&E-sports god.
— Oct 08, 2025 11:14AM
[..]"I think it was… something-Xun." Gu Cai was obviously too drunk to remember the details. "Sounds like he doesn't really have a proper job. His mom says he just plays video games all day, but she swears he's a good person."
Gu Wei rolled his eyes. His dad may as well have said, He drinks and smokes and perms his hair, but he's not a bad person.
&E-sports god.
