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Loni
is 96% done
At 96% in to this romance novel, the main lead has just said point blank that he has no choice but to marry his partner, even though he is certain he doesn't want to. What the fuck. I feel crazy.
— Oct 08, 2025 06:05PM
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Loni
is 81% done
Three weeks before their wedding, and they both aim for each other's most fraught and traumatic weak points. Awesome
— Oct 08, 2025 04:12PM
Loni
is 60% done
With all the love in my heart, these two lovers are NOT ready to get married. Ffs. They are regularly fighting about some very complicated and intimate aspects of their own identities and basic sense of selves. I hope they talk through and resolve it, but I'm finding myself rooting *against* them getting married. If they were my irl friends and not two fake men in a romance novel, I'd advise them to maybe wait a year
— Oct 08, 2025 08:57AM
Loni
is 48% done
"Oliver has been seeing a professional for two years" that's great, Luc, and where's YOUR therapist? Huh? HUH????
— Oct 08, 2025 04:08AM
