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“Neptune’s prick. I thought I just died,” Cassius mutters.

“Everyone saw the hammer, Cassius. You made us watch your feed.”

“You’re staying up here then?”

After we flay his toesies, we’ll salt them. Then we’ll bash them, right? One by one. Then I’ll use Tickler here and we’ll work our way up.”

“Abomination.” He turns the cleaver. I scan the wall he’s made his personal armory. So far he’s made a Lysander, a Lilath, an Atlas, and an Apollonius. I doubt it’s healthy naming knives for people who have given him trauma, but we all process our own way.

“Still feel like you’ve got a screwdriver in your eyehole?”