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This book is full of wild sentences
”You holocaustic cockblock” was not a sentence I thought I’d ever read in my life, and yet here we are

Being accused of murder and all you have to say in your defense is ”bruh” is lowkey a power move ngl

”Owen you slut, stop negging me!” was not a sentence I thought I’d ever read, but here we are.