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Melissa Smith
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Also, I’m not into every dude oozing weird machismo? Like I get being told you need to be careful of someone, but every dude is Ali Hazelwood massive and SO READY TO FIGHT. Pass. That in concert with the “UGH” FMC is putting me to my death.
— Oct 11, 2025 10:44AM
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Melissa Smith
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AND ANOTHER THING. I will be PISSED, livid if you will, if she is a necromancer. Because HOW DARE you spoon feed me that OBVIOUS plot device. “My powers haven’t come in yet but golly gee I would be happy with anything….except necromancer.” It hasn’t happened yet, but I’ll be LIVID.
— Oct 11, 2025 03:34PM
Melissa Smith
is 14% done
Excuse me — wtf was with the “ofc I eat a lot, have you seen my massive tits BIG BROTHER.” I will pull quotes from this later for my actual review because that was tacky and so unnecessary.
— Oct 11, 2025 10:54AM
Melissa Smith
is 13% done
As much as I hate to say it, this may very well be a DNF for me. I can’t with the “UGH I can’t get his stupid dumb jerk idiot /exceedingly handsome 🫦/ face out of my head.” It just already feels immature if a bit ditz. Maybe I’m too old for this. I’ll give it to 25%
— Oct 11, 2025 10:38AM
